memewhore:

Love this show

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90s Animal Planet: Animals are cool, kids! They can be your friends! But watch out, some are dangerous! Ooh, watch Jeff Corwin handle the most venomous snake in Africa! Aw, look at the tiger babies! Oh, let's learn about conserving the environment! Remember kids, we must respect this planet, because it's the animals' home as well!
2013 Animal Planet: ANIMALS WILL FUCKING KILL YOU. And guess what? PARASITES WILL TOO! Yes I know those aren't really animals, I guess. OH YEAH HERE'S SOME PSEUDO-SCIENCE ABOUT BIGFOOT. He's an animal too, right? WATCH THIS WOMAN GET EATEN BY HER PET CHIMPANZEE. ANIMALS ARE SCARY, KIDS. BE CAUTIOUS AROUND YOUR PET LIZARD OK. oh look kittens!
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90s History Channel: Here kids, we're gonna talk about this society today. History from all time periods and all countries. Isn't this stuff fascinating? Watch us dig up a tomb!
Early 2000's History Channel: So there's this guy named Hitler. And he's pretty bad. Let us tell you how bad Hitler is. Hitler. Hitler. Hitler. Hitler. More Hiltler. Hey have you heard about this guy named Hitler?
2013 History Channel: Aliens moonshiners aliens rednecks aliens pawnshops aliens aliens aliens hey have we mentioned aliens because aliens
2014 History Channel: Was Hitler an Alien?



itsstuckyinmyhead:

The Sims Tumblr Posts

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The primary cause of unhappiness is never the situation, but thoughts about it. Be aware of the thoughts you are thinking.
Eckhart Tolle (via oh-good-life)

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jamesfactscalvin:

officialnatasharomanoff:

project-blackbird:

Emily Vancamp as Sharon Carter in “Captain America: The Winter Soldier”

Here’s an example of what we call a “soft no”. Sharon turns down Steve’s offer in a way that’s meant not to insult him but never actually uses the word “no”.

Steve clearly gets the message, though, and importantly offers to leave her alone. Sharon’s comment afterwards gives him an opportunity to try again later, but he doesn’t press and respects her rejection of his company even though it’s probably hurt his feelings a bit.

Just in case you ever wonder “What would Captain America do?”; there you go.

never do something steve rogers wouldn’t do.

Unless it’s jumping out of a plane without a parachute, you probably shouldn’t do that

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fandom-crazed-idiocy:

anakihn:

im crying ok so four years ago i was a high school freshman and my health teacher made us write letters to our future selves and she said she was going to mail them to us by the time we graduate. i completely forgot we even did that but I just got mine today & i opened it and aLL I PUT INTO THE ENVELOPE 4 YEARS AGO WAS $4.01, A BAND-AID, AND A PACK OF ORBIT GUM WITH TROLOLOLOLOL WRITTEN ALL OVER IT I FUCKING HATE FRESHMAN ME

Freshman you just made you 4 dollars richer. Calm down.

fandom-crazed-idiocy:

anakihn:

im crying ok so four years ago i was a high school freshman and my health teacher made us write letters to our future selves and she said she was going to mail them to us by the time we graduate. i completely forgot we even did that but I just got mine today & i opened it and aLL I PUT INTO THE ENVELOPE 4 YEARS AGO WAS $4.01, A BAND-AID, AND A PACK OF ORBIT GUM WITH TROLOLOLOLOL WRITTEN ALL OVER IT I FUCKING HATE FRESHMAN ME

Freshman you just made you 4 dollars richer. Calm down.

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bluedogeyes:

Get away from her you B**CH! by Matthew Inman

Artist website / facebook / twitter


xombiedirge:

H. R. Giger by Javi Recio

xombiedirge:

H. R. Giger by Javi Recio


xombiedirge:

80’s Villains Album Covers by Rocky Davies / Website / Tumblr


noten:

I really can’t wait for winter because then I can start wearing the other 97% of my clothes 

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